sanctuary defiled.
So I woke up late after being up WAAAY too late watching the meteor shower up near Santa Rosa in Marin, and go to groggily get a shower. There was a huge ring of short human hairs around the tub/shower thing. Gross, but okey, I can wash that out with the showerhead.
Then I see my razor laying in the middle of the tub, and think "oh, well it sucks that that fell down.
Then I remember that I shave in the sink, and my razor doesn't belong in the tub, and there is a lot of not-mine-hair in the tub around my razor, and there aren't any other razors...
And then I remember thinking that my razor had been moving about, and they have been getting dull quicker than usual...
That's gross. Seriously gross. What the hell is next, will one of my roommates have been using my toothbrush to clean their cooch? It's disgusting, and I'm not going to shave for a while, thanks to one of my freak roommies.
Then I see my razor laying in the middle of the tub, and think "oh, well it sucks that that fell down.
Then I remember that I shave in the sink, and my razor doesn't belong in the tub, and there is a lot of not-mine-hair in the tub around my razor, and there aren't any other razors...
And then I remember thinking that my razor had been moving about, and they have been getting dull quicker than usual...
That's gross. Seriously gross. What the hell is next, will one of my roommates have been using my toothbrush to clean their cooch? It's disgusting, and I'm not going to shave for a while, thanks to one of my freak roommies.