Ominous Promise
Waka fellow Ross_Eye-kateers! How goes it? Things are pretty good in my camp. I shacked up with my brother at the beginning of summer this summer, but I've only now decided to "share" it with you all. Since fucking when did "share" take the place of "tell"? I "share" my pot with you, I don't "share" my opinion on the last episode of House. I "tell" you what I thought about the best show on television. Please don't use the word "share" around me unless you're talking about marijuna or beer.
I want everyone to know that I LOVE LOVE LOVE professional wrestling. I love it. I am a pro wrestling fan, and I am not ashamed of it. I love every part of it. Even the really embarrasing parts of it. I love it all. I especially like the really bloody matches. Necro Butcher is my hero. Not even in an ironic, post modern, hipster kind of way. I mean I think the guy is a genius. Honestly. In one match, he tore a chunk of his arm off. For a fake sport. He sticks thumbtacks in his forehead during INTERVIEWS!! Plus, he has the physique of Ed Norton in Fight Club. And he smokes a lot of pot. I spend hours on YouYube looking for the sickest moments of wrestling matches. I want a clip of the sickest moments in wrestling playing in the background during one of concerts. But no broken neck clips please. I still can't watch though. I do like watching guys land really far up on their necks though.
I also love Jandek. And I love women. I love bees on pie, and wind in my eyes. And burning rubber tires.
Basically I wanted to make an entry so everyone could see my new userpic.
-Ross
I want everyone to know that I LOVE LOVE LOVE professional wrestling. I love it. I am a pro wrestling fan, and I am not ashamed of it. I love every part of it. Even the really embarrasing parts of it. I love it all. I especially like the really bloody matches. Necro Butcher is my hero. Not even in an ironic, post modern, hipster kind of way. I mean I think the guy is a genius. Honestly. In one match, he tore a chunk of his arm off. For a fake sport. He sticks thumbtacks in his forehead during INTERVIEWS!! Plus, he has the physique of Ed Norton in Fight Club. And he smokes a lot of pot. I spend hours on YouYube looking for the sickest moments of wrestling matches. I want a clip of the sickest moments in wrestling playing in the background during one of concerts. But no broken neck clips please. I still can't watch though. I do like watching guys land really far up on their necks though.
I also love Jandek. And I love women. I love bees on pie, and wind in my eyes. And burning rubber tires.
Basically I wanted to make an entry so everyone could see my new userpic.
-Ross