Things That Bug Me Vol. 4
When people refer to my brother, Tyler, as "your brother" to me. Please stop saying that. Please call him Tyler. It has fewer sylablles. It'll save you literally seconds throughout a medium sized conversation.
Weddings. Are people fucking crazy? Why would you spend thousands of dollars on something that will statistically not last? Something to do? You really can't find anything better to do than have a wedding? God, I could think of soooo many more things to do than have a wedding. I'm doing something more worthwhile right now. It involves my finger and a nostril. Can you guess what it is?
Booger jokes.
Not being able to remember my dreams.
Weddings. Are people fucking crazy? Why would you spend thousands of dollars on something that will statistically not last? Something to do? You really can't find anything better to do than have a wedding? God, I could think of soooo many more things to do than have a wedding. I'm doing something more worthwhile right now. It involves my finger and a nostril. Can you guess what it is?
Booger jokes.
Not being able to remember my dreams.