Fav Quotes
Yes, I know my SN is "ross_a_holic23" and you'd expect all of my posts to be Adam-oriented. But, I do have other interests outside of my dear Adam (GASP!). I just thought I'd share my fav quotes of all time to the world. So, without further ado, here they are!
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
--anonymous
Every teacher in school says that they want you to have a life. They lie.
--ross_a_holic23
"Your baby is ugly."
--Chad Vader, episode 7
"Q: why did my husband cry when the Red Sox won the Series, but not at our wedding?
A: If you had turned him down for 86 years, he might have."
--Rick Reilly
"Go kiss a spork!"
--From Veggietales' "Lord of the Beans"
"May the Lord reach out to you with His guiding hand and smack you upside the head with it."
--Excel
"The man may be the head, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she wants"
--My Big Fat Greek Wedding
"And lo, whensoever thou takest a car in, and the mechanic promise the price of $50, but when thou pickest it up, he chargeth $500, he shall be called the Evil One; and whenever the Evil One shall order a burger, he shall be charged 10 times the listed price, and when he asketh why, he shall be told that he ordered a difficult hamburger, and that the lettuce had to be installed by an expert, and that they had to send away for the bun. Thus shall he reap his own reward."
--Brother Bob
Sith Happens.
Procrastinators Unite Tomorrow!
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Knowledge pursues me, but I am faster.
-Vienna tram graffiti
Those who say that words can never hurt them, never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
"Curses; schooled again."
--ross_a_holic23
And last, but not least:
"I've got skills..."
--Adam Ross, "Down the Rabbit Hole"
"Say my name!"
--Adam Ross, "Down the Rabbit Hole"
"I was right; it was a lugi!"
--Adam Ross, not sure which ep.
"heh, I'm a scientist without the badge, Danny. Trust me."
--Adam Ross, "Wasted"
"'Hey, Adam, when you're done there, I have a pair of slacks for you.'
'I have no comment for that.'"
--Danny Messer and Adam Ross, "Bad Beat"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
--anonymous
Every teacher in school says that they want you to have a life. They lie.
--ross_a_holic23
"Your baby is ugly."
--Chad Vader, episode 7
"Q: why did my husband cry when the Red Sox won the Series, but not at our wedding?
A: If you had turned him down for 86 years, he might have."
--Rick Reilly
"Go kiss a spork!"
--From Veggietales' "Lord of the Beans"
"May the Lord reach out to you with His guiding hand and smack you upside the head with it."
--Excel
"The man may be the head, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she wants"
--My Big Fat Greek Wedding
"And lo, whensoever thou takest a car in, and the mechanic promise the price of $50, but when thou pickest it up, he chargeth $500, he shall be called the Evil One; and whenever the Evil One shall order a burger, he shall be charged 10 times the listed price, and when he asketh why, he shall be told that he ordered a difficult hamburger, and that the lettuce had to be installed by an expert, and that they had to send away for the bun. Thus shall he reap his own reward."
--Brother Bob
Sith Happens.
Procrastinators Unite Tomorrow!
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Knowledge pursues me, but I am faster.
-Vienna tram graffiti
Those who say that words can never hurt them, never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
"Curses; schooled again."
--ross_a_holic23
And last, but not least:
"I've got skills..."
--Adam Ross, "Down the Rabbit Hole"
"Say my name!"
--Adam Ross, "Down the Rabbit Hole"
"I was right; it was a lugi!"
--Adam Ross, not sure which ep.
"heh, I'm a scientist without the badge, Danny. Trust me."
--Adam Ross, "Wasted"
"'Hey, Adam, when you're done there, I have a pair of slacks for you.'
'I have no comment for that.'"
--Danny Messer and Adam Ross, "Bad Beat"