Fandom meme - with Harry Potter.
So, from a meme posted on Fandom Meme Central. This amused me, and it's not like I don't have fifty million other things I SHOULD be doing. *scuffs foot on ground sheepishly*
Choose ten characters from a fandom:
Okay, so...
Harry Potter
1. Draco Malfoy
2. Harry Potter
3. Severus Snape
4. Remus Lupin
5. Hermione Granger
6. Ron Weasley
7. Voldemort
8. Molly Weasley
9. Neville Longbottom
10. Ginny Weasley
1. If 10 was of the opposite gender, who from the list would he or she date?
I figure Ginny would still go for Harry no matter what gender she was. She isn't my favourite character, so I'm saying nothing about her reasons...
2. If 7 and 3 went to see a movie together who would pay, and what snacks would each want?
Voldie and Snape. ROTFL. Snape would pay (does he really have a choice). And they'd share a tub of popcorn. And argue about which type to get.
3. If 8 was your parent what would he/she leave you as a family heirloom?
Oh, Molly Weasley. Now that's kinda sweet. She'd leave me a book of motherly advice.
4. Describe a pair of socks 1 wears on a regular basis.
Ooh, Draco wears a pair of black socks with a little dragon motif on them that Harry gave him for his birthday.
5. If 2 and 4 got into an argument what would it be about? How would they settle it?
Harry and Lupin would probably fight about Harry's recklessness - and they wouldn't settle it, Harry would just brood.
6. If you could change any one thing about 6, what would it be?
Ron. Hmmm...makes me think of the scarecrow in Wizard of Oz. Does that answer that question tactfully?
7. If 5 and 9 got stuck in an elevator together with nothing but a deck of cards, bag of pretzels, and sandwich for 2+ hours, how would they pass the time, which one of them brought each item on the elevator, and what would 10 say/think while watching the surveillance video?
Hermione and Neville. Well, they would have a fascinating (yawn) discussion about Herbology. Hermione would have brought the food, and Neville had the cards in his pocket. And Ginny would be far too busy chasing Harry to be watching a surveillance video of the two of them.
8. Would 7 risk his/her life for 4?
Would Voldie risk his life for Lupin? Not. A. Chance. In. Hell.
9. How would 6 act when drunk, what's their drink of choice, and would 10 make sure nothing happens to the intoxicated 6?
Ron drinks beer and is a very sloppy, effusive drunk. And Ginny would make it her mission to make sure as many things happened to Ron as possible and get photographic evidence of all of it.
10. If you dropped by 3's home unexpectedly what would it look like?
Snape's house would be immaculate. I would be telling you that from St Mungo's after they'd lifted the curse he'd hit me with for turning up on his doorstep and peering through his window.
11. What will 2 do after their goals are accomplished?
Harry would get on with his life. Wow, that was far too serious an answer...okay, the slasher in me says, he'd have his wicked way with Draco, repeatedly, without the fear of Voldie snatching him away.
12. 1 loses their memory(how did it happen?), and 8 has to take care of him/her. 8 has always had a crush on 1, and 1 ends up falling for 8 while being cared for. 8 knows 1 is engaged to 5, and that the two are engaged to be married when 5 returns to the country. What happens when 5 returns?
Draco, Molly, Hermione. Woo...now THERE'S an AU fanfic waiting to be written. Okay, Draco loses his memory when Ron hits him very hard in the head with a Bludger. Molly feels duty bound to take care of this handsome young man - the house is so empty since her loving husband, Arthur, passed away and all the children have moved out. Draco turns out to be mannerable, and muscular, and oh, so very *cough* appreciative. Hermione returns and finds her snarky partner a changed man: he's taken up knitting, and wears a Weasley jumper with pride. She can't love him any more and turns to her ex, Ron, for solace. They all live happily ever after. Draco and Molly starts up a designer knitwear company, and Ron and Hermione...well, their relationship isn't boring.
13. 7 sees a stranger getting mugged, does he/she continue walking or help in some way?
Voldemort joins in. he always relishes an opportunity to practise some new curses.
14. 6 and 4 sing a duet, which song do they perform?
Ron and Remus. Hey, good name for a group. And they perform: Side by Side. Altogether now, 'Oh, we ain't got a barrel of money...we may looked ragged and funny...'
15. If 9 were an animal what would he/she be?
Neville would be an adorable little puppy.
16. 3 knows 1 and 9 like each other, even if they won't admit it. 3 enlists the help of 8 to set them up. What are their plans, and do 1 and 9 fall for it? Are the plans successful in getting the two to realize their feeling?
Snape. Draco & Neville. Enlists Molly. Okay, ignoring the insanity of Snape caring a snot over Draco an' Neville's love life... I think if he and Molly got together to set anyone up, it's pretty much a sure thing. Potions and the power of Molly would have Draco and Neville married by Christmas.
17. 2, in a rush to start his/her first day of work, accidentally spills her coffee on 5 while leaving the crowded shop. 2 quickly apologizes, offers to pay the dry cleaning bill, and leaves. 5 turns out to be 2's new boss. What is their first conversation in the office
Now that sounds so like Harry, and, of course, he would be ecstatic to find out Hermione was his new boss.
Choose ten characters from a fandom:
Okay, so...
Harry Potter
1. Draco Malfoy
2. Harry Potter
3. Severus Snape
4. Remus Lupin
5. Hermione Granger
6. Ron Weasley
7. Voldemort
8. Molly Weasley
9. Neville Longbottom
10. Ginny Weasley
1. If 10 was of the opposite gender, who from the list would he or she date?
I figure Ginny would still go for Harry no matter what gender she was. She isn't my favourite character, so I'm saying nothing about her reasons...
2. If 7 and 3 went to see a movie together who would pay, and what snacks would each want?
Voldie and Snape. ROTFL. Snape would pay (does he really have a choice). And they'd share a tub of popcorn. And argue about which type to get.
3. If 8 was your parent what would he/she leave you as a family heirloom?
Oh, Molly Weasley. Now that's kinda sweet. She'd leave me a book of motherly advice.
4. Describe a pair of socks 1 wears on a regular basis.
Ooh, Draco wears a pair of black socks with a little dragon motif on them that Harry gave him for his birthday.
5. If 2 and 4 got into an argument what would it be about? How would they settle it?
Harry and Lupin would probably fight about Harry's recklessness - and they wouldn't settle it, Harry would just brood.
6. If you could change any one thing about 6, what would it be?
Ron. Hmmm...makes me think of the scarecrow in Wizard of Oz. Does that answer that question tactfully?
7. If 5 and 9 got stuck in an elevator together with nothing but a deck of cards, bag of pretzels, and sandwich for 2+ hours, how would they pass the time, which one of them brought each item on the elevator, and what would 10 say/think while watching the surveillance video?
Hermione and Neville. Well, they would have a fascinating (yawn) discussion about Herbology. Hermione would have brought the food, and Neville had the cards in his pocket. And Ginny would be far too busy chasing Harry to be watching a surveillance video of the two of them.
8. Would 7 risk his/her life for 4?
Would Voldie risk his life for Lupin? Not. A. Chance. In. Hell.
9. How would 6 act when drunk, what's their drink of choice, and would 10 make sure nothing happens to the intoxicated 6?
Ron drinks beer and is a very sloppy, effusive drunk. And Ginny would make it her mission to make sure as many things happened to Ron as possible and get photographic evidence of all of it.
10. If you dropped by 3's home unexpectedly what would it look like?
Snape's house would be immaculate. I would be telling you that from St Mungo's after they'd lifted the curse he'd hit me with for turning up on his doorstep and peering through his window.
11. What will 2 do after their goals are accomplished?
Harry would get on with his life. Wow, that was far too serious an answer...okay, the slasher in me says, he'd have his wicked way with Draco, repeatedly, without the fear of Voldie snatching him away.
12. 1 loses their memory(how did it happen?), and 8 has to take care of him/her. 8 has always had a crush on 1, and 1 ends up falling for 8 while being cared for. 8 knows 1 is engaged to 5, and that the two are engaged to be married when 5 returns to the country. What happens when 5 returns?
Draco, Molly, Hermione. Woo...now THERE'S an AU fanfic waiting to be written. Okay, Draco loses his memory when Ron hits him very hard in the head with a Bludger. Molly feels duty bound to take care of this handsome young man - the house is so empty since her loving husband, Arthur, passed away and all the children have moved out. Draco turns out to be mannerable, and muscular, and oh, so very *cough* appreciative. Hermione returns and finds her snarky partner a changed man: he's taken up knitting, and wears a Weasley jumper with pride. She can't love him any more and turns to her ex, Ron, for solace. They all live happily ever after. Draco and Molly starts up a designer knitwear company, and Ron and Hermione...well, their relationship isn't boring.
13. 7 sees a stranger getting mugged, does he/she continue walking or help in some way?
Voldemort joins in. he always relishes an opportunity to practise some new curses.
14. 6 and 4 sing a duet, which song do they perform?
Ron and Remus. Hey, good name for a group. And they perform: Side by Side. Altogether now, 'Oh, we ain't got a barrel of money...we may looked ragged and funny...'
15. If 9 were an animal what would he/she be?
Neville would be an adorable little puppy.
16. 3 knows 1 and 9 like each other, even if they won't admit it. 3 enlists the help of 8 to set them up. What are their plans, and do 1 and 9 fall for it? Are the plans successful in getting the two to realize their feeling?
Snape. Draco & Neville. Enlists Molly. Okay, ignoring the insanity of Snape caring a snot over Draco an' Neville's love life... I think if he and Molly got together to set anyone up, it's pretty much a sure thing. Potions and the power of Molly would have Draco and Neville married by Christmas.
17. 2, in a rush to start his/her first day of work, accidentally spills her coffee on 5 while leaving the crowded shop. 2 quickly apologizes, offers to pay the dry cleaning bill, and leaves. 5 turns out to be 2's new boss. What is their first conversation in the office
Now that sounds so like Harry, and, of course, he would be ecstatic to find out Hermione was his new boss.