rachael will eat my butt if i don't post this!

[rosiexriveter]

1. I ____ kelly

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i'll show you scandalous lady

[pushyouaround]

1. I want kelly.
2. kelly is magnifico.
3. kelly needs my mom to live.
4. I want to *censored* kelly.
5. kelly can lick my poop.
6. Someday kelly will kiss me on the lips.
7. kelly reminds me of margaret fuller.
8. Without kelly, i would die of mass lonliness.
9. kelly can be .
10. kelly is my LIFESOURSE.
11. Worst thing about kelly is she's married.
12. Best thing about kelly is she's married to james.
13. I think kelly should run for president.
14. If kelly was an animal, she'd be a pussy-cat.
15. Right now, I bet kelly is thinking about me naked.
16. kelly makes me want to quit my rebellion days and move back to live with her.
17. kelly probably tastes like fried pickles.
18. If I could spend the day with kelly , I'd go and spend hours at starbucks living it up with the smokes and laughing like this: HO HO HO!!!.
19. I'd die for kelly.
20. kelly is made of tissue, muscle, skin, bones and an extra shot of lady love.
21. kelly is the greatest lady ever.
22. If i could be kelly for a day, I'd realize how lucky i was.
23. I want to give kelly the deed to a women's shelter co-signed by me.
24. The song kelly reminds me of is grey by ani difranco.
25. if i were kelly i'd vote for my butt.

Re: i'll show you scandalous lady

[pushyouaround]

WHOOPS!!!

9. kelly can be hardcore if she tries really hard.

Re: i'll show you scandalous lady

[rosiexriveter]

awwww..you are sweet mamas.
why do i remind you of margaret fuller?
i miss you like a hurricane!

Re: i'll show you scandalous lady

[pushyouaround]

b/c she was a very scandalous lady in early american literature.

you both are hardcore and scandalous.