Dec 20, 2006 13:53
I just received my birthday/christmas package, delivered by half a dozen owls. Let's see what I've got.
- Huge hamper of christmas treats, and what's that at the bottom? Oh, a crate of top quality french wines! Lovely.
- The newest collection of gray sweaters and black slacks straight from Parisan runways.
- Cloaks of every kind: fur-lined, velvet etc.
- French silk boxers in black. Merlin, why does Mother think I can't get my own underwear? But then again, these are quite nice ones.
- Set of raven-feather quills.
- The newest racing broom!
I've got to go try out my new broom! I cannot believe Mother would indulge me so! Reminder: write Mother a nice 'thank you' note.
I got the potion and a note from Father.
"This will allow you to be undetected for 6 hours. Use it wisely, and do me proud."
The mission. I'll get down to it on Christmas' Eve.
Oh right, got to make a detour to the owlery to send off these blasted presents before I can fly.
Jugson- the quill you asked for, except it's been hexed to cut open the back of your hand whenever you write something ((it's like the one Umbridge had Harry use! :P))
Amaranta- the dress and heels you gave me, and a leather whip (since you so like being a dominatrix XD)
Dolohov- a pacifier of sorts to shut your child up (I had to owl Mother for advice on this, so you'd better appreciate it!)
Wilkes- a necklace that will turn you, and whomever you're in physical contact with, invisible whenever you wish it (so you can do whatever you want with Avery anywhere without an audience :S)
Amycus- a dozen bottles of top quality firewhisky and a note: "Consider this an apology. You can wreck Avery's place since I'm not there. -Rosier"
Alecto- ear plugs, to ignore your brother whenever he starts whining