Dear Santa meme
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month stormqueen873 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I helped impfics across the street (6 points). Last week I gave sanjuno a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Saturday I set raisedbymoogles's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (640 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3 an all-in-one computer!
Sincerely,
rosieknight
What? There's nothing that says that you can't edit the gift!