I seek you out, flay you alive

[rosi_doll]

So I need a coauthor really bad.

Somebody into FMA. And AU's.

I have a massive, incredibly fat plotbunny. It's morbidly obese, folks.

And I need to start chipping away at it because it's getting in the way of my everyday life.

But I can't do it alone.

Does anybody know anybody who loves the series, is an author, and is thoroughly twisted?

Because the story sure is twisted.

I really do need help. It's starting to become a mild obsession.

Ugh. Life sucks.