I want to be a girl like you
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I set kyos_kilt's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I gave caeruleus_draco a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I turned remi_reznor in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In October I pushed uptosnuff in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-2 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
rosewhipped