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The replies (so far) for the "fics that don't exist" meme:
Doing It Like Rabbits - R rated, bad taste humour, action adventure, about 15,000 words
Ethan Rayne comes back to town, having been hatching (*cough*) another nefarious scheme. This time the Slayer and all her friends are turned into fluffy bunny rabbits! Anya immediately goes into severe shock, and the rest of the gang must somehow find a way to combat Ethan Rayne - as rabbits - and regain their own forms before it's too late to save her. That's if they can resist their new-found urge to breed - all the time - with whatever fuzzy-tailed body is closest!
Where Once I Saw Gold - futurefic, Firefly, R, approx 2500 words
Mal and Inara meet up again many years later after his travels around the 'verse are done and she is retired as a companion. They tore out each other's hearts once before. Can they make a life together now?
Chrestomanci does the Dishes - rated PG, humour/adventure story, 15,000 words approx
Millie rails at Chrestomanci to make him do the dishes, a task he normally escapes from by virtue of Many and Varied Excuses: "but - silverware! No magic! And I'll have you know my hands are extremely sensitive and detergent brings me out in a rash!" Washing away in a bit of a snit while Millie goes off to do Therapeutic Shopping, Chrestomanci accidentally breaks an ornate plate. This is swiftly followed by a "Whoops - didn't know Millie had started using that to serve muffins" realisation. The Extremely Troublesome Genie that had been locked inside the plate - which was some years ago given to the most powerful enchanter in the worlds to guard - emerges, swats Chrestomanci with distressing ease, and buggers off.
Darn.
There follows a series of Interesting Adventures as Chrestomanci and his team try to find the sorceror who originally forged the plate to figure out how to fix the thing and re-seal the spell, and recapture the Genie before it wreaks too much havoc on all the known worlds. All the while blaming it entirely on Millie for making him do the washing up.
(This story is set before 'Charmed Life'.)
Doing It Like Rabbits - R rated, bad taste humour, action adventure, about 15,000 words
Ethan Rayne comes back to town, having been hatching (*cough*) another nefarious scheme. This time the Slayer and all her friends are turned into fluffy bunny rabbits! Anya immediately goes into severe shock, and the rest of the gang must somehow find a way to combat Ethan Rayne - as rabbits - and regain their own forms before it's too late to save her. That's if they can resist their new-found urge to breed - all the time - with whatever fuzzy-tailed body is closest!
Where Once I Saw Gold - futurefic, Firefly, R, approx 2500 words
Mal and Inara meet up again many years later after his travels around the 'verse are done and she is retired as a companion. They tore out each other's hearts once before. Can they make a life together now?
Chrestomanci does the Dishes - rated PG, humour/adventure story, 15,000 words approx
Millie rails at Chrestomanci to make him do the dishes, a task he normally escapes from by virtue of Many and Varied Excuses: "but - silverware! No magic! And I'll have you know my hands are extremely sensitive and detergent brings me out in a rash!" Washing away in a bit of a snit while Millie goes off to do Therapeutic Shopping, Chrestomanci accidentally breaks an ornate plate. This is swiftly followed by a "Whoops - didn't know Millie had started using that to serve muffins" realisation. The Extremely Troublesome Genie that had been locked inside the plate - which was some years ago given to the most powerful enchanter in the worlds to guard - emerges, swats Chrestomanci with distressing ease, and buggers off.
Darn.
There follows a series of Interesting Adventures as Chrestomanci and his team try to find the sorceror who originally forged the plate to figure out how to fix the thing and re-seal the spell, and recapture the Genie before it wreaks too much havoc on all the known worlds. All the while blaming it entirely on Millie for making him do the washing up.
(This story is set before 'Charmed Life'.)