Harry Potter: Complete and Utter Randomness

[rosethornli]

Fun with something new! If you can't tell, I'm extremely bored, so, Enjoy!:


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Ginny Weasley is turned into a giant hamster with a set of brass scales
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Hah! Some spoiler. I knew that was gunna happen! Really.


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Hermione launches a dastardly terrorist plot in a passage written by Salman Rushdie
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This could happen too, ya know. Maybe it does, in the 7th book. Who's Salman Rushdie anyway?

But this:

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Lord Voldemort becomes a Muggle whilst running away from a rampaging flock of gerbils
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This:

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Lucius Malfoy is killed by Nymphadora Tonks in a dark passage
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Minerva McGonagall blows up the Houses of Parliament in a scene which will make you weep for days
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Yay terrorist McGonagall! Go blow more stuff up with a tank of gasoline and well-aimed Reducto!


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Ginny Weasley goes on a hot date with Narcissa Malfoy with the Philosopher's Stone
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...I have nothing to say to that.


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Draco Malfoy kills Ginny after appearing in a photo shoot for Vogue
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Poor Ginny, yay Draco! Embrace the beauty of your physical self!

One more and than I'll stop. Really.


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Minerva McGonagall is killed by the zombie Albus Dumbledore in the library, with the revolver
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Ron Weasley gets addicted to crack after doing battle with an evil dragon
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Ginny Weasley discovers Jesus and becomes a Bishop with the help of a small zombie cat
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I can't stop!


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Ginny Weasley goes on a hot date with Narcissa Malfoy after signing a massive advertising contract with McDonalds
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Well, that explains something.


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Sirius Black kills the Royal Family and takes over the UK by clever use of the Goblet of Fire
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No, the royals! God save the Queen!


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Draco Malfoy is turned into an ice cream cone by Malfoy because J K Rowling got bored
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That doesn't make sense...


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Ron is turned into an ice cream cone by Harry at number twelve Grimmauld Place
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Hermione: Mmm, ice cream.
Ron: No, no, don't eat me. (Like this.)
Harry: Bwahaha! -cackles evily-
Hermione: Did you say something, Harry?
Harry: -innocently- No, Hermione. Not at all.
Hermione. Oh. Alright then. -takes a lick of Ron-flavor-
Ron: -is eaten, but not in the good way-
Harry: -cackles again-
Luna: -randomly walks up and joins him-
-has to stop now or this will continue for pages-

-is now dead-