wow...that's amusing :p
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave yankeegrl1 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, muthajess (-5000 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I bought porn for lizstories (10 points). In July sean_ritchelle and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4995 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
rosesanddreams