Writer's Block: Everybody hurts
Well! This Query is Rich! Ha! Bullying?! Yeah. Phreakin' my EX- Boyfriend, HOYT. I was hoping NOT to Hurt Him when I broached the topic of how maybe things weren't working out. How MAYBE We Had Made A Mistake By Moving In Together, " Being Each Other's First Loves", and all....and then he, HOYT, totally went off on ME, accusing ME of bonking someone else, and he screamed and he said he deserved someone far better than ME. Someone NOT DEAD. Someone Who Did Not Have To DRINK BLOOD. Perhaps More Specifically, HIS BLOOD. Someone WHO Was NOT Gonna Be " A Virgin" For the rest of their Life. Someone WHO could Give HIM children, and LIVE with HIM in the DaYLigHt. And appreciate all the Love that HE had To Give. And There I Was, Crying Tears of Blood all down my pale skinned face. Feeling hollow and empty, hungry, and hurt, and aching. And THEN he gestured at ME in a way that implied that HE Would Liked To Have Hit Me. And Then He Rescinded My Invitation, Completely. Leaving ME huddled up outside on the front porch crying bloody tears of hurt, pain, and frustration. Only to get the same, more or less, treatment from his BFF Jason. Who L8er on was sent over to MY Dad's crib with the now infamous " Monster In The Box" Box. That "Monster Box" containing my Twilight books, random magazines, stuff, some clothes, my pink vibrator slammed down last on top ( no doubt to *make some kind of an arbitrary statement* and oh yes, let us not forget that Taylor Swift cd. The Taylor Swift cd being the first thing that HOYT picked up and allowed himself to momentarily and almost misty eyed like peruse for a minute, which (almost, but NO, not nearly quite), brought a lopsided goofy smile to his face due to habit of reminiscing. Which started him packing up " The Monster Box" in earnest. Oh, and BTW, HOYT? Jesse doesn't really listen to Taylor Swift. And You were a nice enough guy, but you really did go and have to completely and utterly *RUIN* IT. And I had a really *Great Dream * With YOU in it. ;) But Now I'm GONE, BITCH. And Ima Phreakin' VAMPIRE and YOU ent. And Ima Sure that I'll find out at some point that YOU were a LOUSY LAY to begin with. And that YOU will one day realize just how *LUCKY YOU REALLY WERE* to have Vampire Jesse as YOUR imperfect Vampire GF. So THANX ALOT HOYT For Being A Boring Selfish Bullying Twit. Ima Go Find A Bunch Of STUPID HUMANS TO EAT. SEEYA!!!!!