Third Rose

[roseoffealty]

I was right, after all. It's still incredible that I actually wasted my time to do this research;

'Star Wars' is nothing but a fiction, Mr. Jones.

Comments

[redwhiteandhero]

How do you know? Were you there?

[roseoffealty]

How could I? It didn't really happen.

[redwhiteandhero]

But it was way before you were born anyway so it could've happened you wouldn't know.

[roseoffealty]

If that is true then how anyone know? Especially Muggles?

[redwhiteandhero]

They wrote it down just like everything else.

[roseoffealty]

Don't be ridiculous. Tell me, do you always believe everything that is written in books?

[redwhiteandhero]

I dunno, I didn't read the book.

[roseoffealty]

Movies only, then? You know that what happened in film wasn't real, right?

[redwhiteandhero]

Was so. It said at the beginning.

[roseoffealty]

Oh, then you probably believe that vampire called Dracula was real, and that witches actually hate children?

[redwhiteandhero]

Uh, no, I'm not stupid. Muggles made all that stuff up.

[roseoffealty]

But you do believe that there actually was some silly war in outer space, that only Muggles knows about?

[redwhiteandhero]

Because only muggles have rocket ships!

[roseoffealty]

It's not like they can travel to other galaxies with those.

[redwhiteandhero]

Can so.

[roseoffealty]

Funny that there aren't any documents about that.