Oregon Trail
Dear citizens-
We just played Oregon Trail, luckily we all made it through alive. We shot at least seven bears and Rosie took down like five white rams. Joan Baez did suffer some internal injuries but she made it through ok and Bob did an excellent job leading us through the treacherous mazes of the great trail, like Vermillion River. I suffered some minor colds, but we administered fluids so I made it out ok.
Rosie's contribution: So there was this hot guy at Fort Hall with a deep voice who was like "let's enjoy ourselves more" so we boned him. Then we met up with him again at Fort Walla Walla and repeated our dark and stormy night. Also at Walla Walla Cameron gave Joan Baez syphillis.
We just played Oregon Trail, luckily we all made it through alive. We shot at least seven bears and Rosie took down like five white rams. Joan Baez did suffer some internal injuries but she made it through ok and Bob did an excellent job leading us through the treacherous mazes of the great trail, like Vermillion River. I suffered some minor colds, but we administered fluids so I made it out ok.
Rosie's contribution: So there was this hot guy at Fort Hall with a deep voice who was like "let's enjoy ourselves more" so we boned him. Then we met up with him again at Fort Walla Walla and repeated our dark and stormy night. Also at Walla Walla Cameron gave Joan Baez syphillis.