Ah, good day.

[rosemary_dream]

My torso feels like a panda preserve. Don't ask. :)

So... is anyone out there planning on attending the Three Quarter Ale/Lost Boys gig tomorrow evening?

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[borogove13]

There's a gig, wait, what? Dang it, nobody tells me anything! Well, now I've got other plans. Jeeze! It's enough that I hosted the 10-high gig for the Teal Album release and then the Intertwined release party as Holdyn, I guess. Seriously, how was I unaware of this? Ah well, time to sign up for a mailing list or something.

A panda walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have?" at which point the panda bites the head off of Carl, the regular sitting at the bar, chews, swallows, then pulls two M-16's out of his fur and unloads them into the table full of Sacred Heart Hospital nurses getting together off-shift and into Blaine Smith's bachelor party at the big table across the room before turning and trundling back out of the bar. The bartender, shaking and pressed against the back wall where he was hiding behind the bar, finally regains enough composure to pick up the phone and dial 911. The switchboard opperator puts him on hold and then transfers him to animal control. The bartender explains "this, this panda bear comes in and..." but the woman, Sheryl Polanski, cuts him off: "Sir, I know what you're going to say, and it comes as no surprise to anyone who knows anything about pandas." The bartender says "What the hell do you mean?"
"Sir, do you have a dictionary?"
"Yes, but..."
"Sir, just look it up!" And then she hung up. Well, the bartender keeps a dictionary behind the bar (you'd be surprised how many bar fights are started over the meaning of a word, and stopped by a clever bartender with ready access to a dictionary), so he reaches for it, flips to the P's and under Panda it reads: pan·da (pān'də) n. A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.

[rosemary_dream]

*snicker*

You should totally ditch whatever plans you have and come to the gig with me.

[borogove13]

I was already grappling with the potential guilt of ditching one set of plans in favor of another, and will not ditch two sets of plans for this last-minute information about a concert! Enjoy the kilts, tell everyone I said hi, and have a happy New Year party.