On Vox: 3-D is so passe
Goodness! Now there are going to be 2, yes, count 'em 2 4-D theaters in the neighborhood, pretty much on one block! (maybe it all actually constitutes more than a block, per se, but they are right next to each other):
From the NEW World of Coke web site:
Welcome to the NEW World of CocaCola®!
Get ready for the grand opening of the NEW World of CocaCola on May 24, 2007!
Our new and expanded World has something for everyone!
Thrilling 4-D Theater
World's largest collection of Coke memorabilia
Fully functioning bottling line that produces commemorative 8-ounce bottles of CocaCola®
Tasting experience with over 70 different products to sample
Pop Culture Gallery featuring works by artists such as Andy Warhol, Norman Rockwell, and Steve Penley
World-famous CocaCola® Polar Bear
And so much more!
It's the only place where you can explore the complete story-past, present, and future-of the world's best-known brand!
Mark my words...they are going to have a scene in the 4-D theater with a soda jerk that sprays the audience with soda water...
Oh the 4-D theater, so tacky and lame, yet so alluring (at least for one showing, especially when it is touted as "thrilling")...I sure hope someone is wokring on the 5th dimension (and I'm not talkin hippie-soul music here)...
Originally posted on roselia.vox.com