Dear Co-Worker Who Sits Near Me,
You know your Motorola RAZR? The one that on a bi-weekly basis you bring to work and leave on your desk all day without the AC Adapter so that when it dies it makes that ridiculously annoying beeping noise all damn day?
I have four words for you: DIE. IN. A. FIRE.
KTHNXBYE.
Love and Kisses,
roseinmist