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Jun 10, 2003 23:13

Around the World
Mount Shasta: Satan's Mouth
Arlington National Cemetery: Ignorant teeny American toll
Sears Tower: Worst Rates
Disneyland: Lady sinned
Universal Studios: Industrious slave
Disney World: Old dry swine
Plymouth Rock: Holy muck port
Big Bend National Park: Abandoning bleak trip
Mount Rushmore: Mourn hero smut
Kennedy Space Center: Sentenced creep yank
The Lincoln Memorial: Manomentric lino hell
Buckingham Palace: UK cable campaign
The Great Wall of China: Altogether, chain flaw
Sydney Opera House: Up on shady eyesore
The Roman Forum: Form hot manuree
Kansas City: Satanic sky
Salt Lake City: Tackily stale
Boston, MA: Nob atoms
New York City: Yo, tiny wreck
New Orleans: Loner wanes
Detriot: Diet rot
Indianapolis: A sin pain idol
Dallas Texas: Sex lad atlas
Las Vegas: Gas slave
Los Angeles: Legal noses

San Jose, Costa Rica: As actors join case
Brussels, Belgium: Bless glum bruise
Paris, France: A finer scrap
Bangkok, Thailand: Had a talking knob
Taipei, Taiwan: I await ant pie
Madrid, Spain: Is damp drain
Manchester: Tense charm

Belgium: Big mule
Great Britian: Arbitrate gin
Kingdom of Denmark: God, freak mind monk
Republic of Germany: Becoming prayerful

Lake Malawi: I'm all awake
Lake Michigan: I'm a leach king
Lake Victoria: A trivial coke
Lake Huron: A hunk role
Lake Winnipeg: Wipe angel ink

Celebrities
Mel Gibson: Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood: Old West Action
Elvis: Lives
Tom Cruise: So I'm Cuter
David Letterman: Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern: Retard Shown
Tyra Banks: Yanks brat
The Spice Girls: Crises Get Help
President Clinton of the USA: To Copulate he finds interns
Cindy Crawford: Fry candid crow

Food & Drinks
Cornish charter pie: Protien rich search
Walnut and fig tart: Fatal rat dung twin
Rhubarb crumble: Rubber club harm
Cinnamon and honey wafers: Arson now enhanced infamy
Garlic mussels: Salesgirl scum
Stuffed sardines: Disaster snuffed
Fried noodles: Defines drool
Baked sweet potatoes: Wastebasket too deep
Bass Draught Ale: Head sugar blast

Movies
Unforgiven: Fun over gin
Gunfight at the OK Corral: Choking grateful throat
Broken Arrow: A born worker
Escape from Alcatraz: Crap frozen in lame cast
James Bond: Demons jab
Saturday night fever: Dirty after shave gun
The parallax view: Raw laxative help
Last man standing: Damm satan glints

Politics
Ross Perot: Pro tosser
Michael Dukakis: I am a kicked lush
Mister Newt Gingrich: Nice right wing monster
Tony Blair PM: I'm tory plan B
Liberal Democrats: Creditable morals
The Republican Party: Breach planet purity
Hillary Clinton: Only I can thrill
Saddam Hussain: Humans sad side
Osama Bin Laden: I be so damn anal
Osama Bin Laden: Mean as bad lion
Osama Bin Laden: A mean sand boil
Osama Bin Laden: An Islam bad one
Osama Bin Laden: A nomad be slain
Osama Bin Laden: Anal media snob.
Osama Bin Laden: Am a bold insane.
Osama Bin Laden: An SOB led mania.
Osama Bin Laden: A damn alien SOB.
Osama Bin Laden: A man, an SOB lied.

Music
Smells like teen spirit: Termite's penile skills
Nothing compares to you: Hey, I'm not a poetry song
Heart shaped box: X-rated bash hope
All that she wants: Wasn't health salt
My heart will go on: Oily anthem growl
If I could turn back time: Doubtful I'm a nice track
Another day in paridise: Oh dear, insanity parade
Tainted Love: Violent date

(Albums)
Get a grip: Great pig
The beatles anthology: Oh hell, batty stone age
Nevermind: Driven men
Use your illusion: Lousy ruinous lie
Hysteria: This year

Sports
BASKETBALL: BLEAK BLAST
GYMNASTICS: STINGY SCAM
TABLE TENNIS: BASTE LINNET
BOBSLEIGHING: GENGHIS BILBO
TAE KWON DO: WOAD TOKEN
PARASCENDING: NICE GRANDPAS
FIELD HOCKEY: CHEEKY IF OLD
SKATEBOARDING: SABOTAGED RINK
BADMINTON: BIND ON MAT
LAWN TENNIS: WANTS LINEN

TV
The Addams Family: My dismal fathead
All in the family: Finally the mail
The Beverly Hillbillies: Slithery evil bible hell
Beavis and Butthead: Bathtub's naive dead
South Park: OK, up trash
The Cosby Show: Shh, cowboy set
Doogie Howser MD: Gosh, weirdo mode
The golden girls: Still hog gender
Grace under fire: Fine career dung
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