Today with Luke's help I made a life-changing decision... If orange becomes any more popular I am going to live inside a tree (actually inside, hollowed out, mmm hmm), I'm going to do orienteering alllll day, I will acheive this on my own by marking the spots and making the maps, then bashing my head on my tree, that combined with chronic blondness will make me forget the location of the spots and enable me to have endless hours of fun finding them. I will have a new bow & arrows and will shoot anyone who is wearing orange that comes into my forest, and maybe any annoying teenages who are smoking. I may have to have a ginger-radar though because otherwise I may shoot my dad, mistaking his ginger hair for a rather strange orange hat because I am rather short sighted. I'll dance naked in the rain there too, tee hee! (Today Luke and I saw underwear in next with a matching umbrella, they must know me too well!)
Today there was a really sexy x-men tee I was so tempted to buy, from men's Zara, and a really nice red skirt from lady's Zara but as I bought an icecream I didnt have enough money and couldn't b arsed to walk to a cash point and back. Because you really needed to know that, ok maybe Ana did.
I watched Sir Ian on Coronation Street today, that man is tooooo kool, I could really watch Macbeth in the round with him in right now, ouff!! MY MUM'S FRIEND WAS AT THAT LIVE, IM SO JEALOUS.
I miss Helene, she's so French. PAH, which reminds me, a French lady at work was telling me last week about a song in French which only lyrics are "I HAVE A DICK ON MY WRIST, I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT" HEE HEE HEE. I'm sorry but I had such a rod stewart over that.
You are a Strawberry Daquiri! Sweet, fun-loving,
sassy...what more can we say?!?! You love to be
the life of the party. You are obviously a
social butterfly, have flirting down to a tee,
and lets say you don't have a problem flaunting
your flavor and sexy style. Your tart taste is
advertised with a punch, and everyone knows
you've got to be somebody special.
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