Application for friendship
Application for friendship - i'm in a mood what can i say :P APPLY! NOW!!!!
NAME: this is where you put your name. don't have a name because you where razed by wolves or something? make one up i'm not to picky - but i think it should sound good in the throws of passion.
AGE: must be 18 or over to apply - not 18? just lie.
BIRTHDAY: i want to know if i can get a long with you on a basic level.
BASIC REQUIREMENTS:IN ORDER TO QUALIFY AS MY NEW BEST FRIEND, IT IS PIVOTAL THAT YOU COMPLY TO THE FOLLOWING.
1. Willing to let me put makeup on you and if i so desire go shopping and dress you up in outfits that we have no intent to buy - but might put on hold.
2. willing to have me admire your breasts and fondle them at a moments notice.
3. must have good recipes on hand at all times and willing to cook! or at least go out for coffee.
4. can deal with my singing - i know i can't sing - yet i plan to sing at great lenghts very loudly at random times and most likely random keys.
5. know that i'm obsessive about my books and be ok with that and not think that its weird that i won't let a book out of my house unless i've owned it for a month, cringe if someone even MENTIONS dog earign a page ect.
6. Deal with my obsession with James, Hayden and Adam. Yes i'm like a pre-teen girl when it comes to them but you must deal with my idolization of them.
7. let me Photograph you. i am a potopgrapher and i get called to the art at random times! must be willing to let me use you in my art.
INTERESTS: IN ORDER TO QUALIFY AS MY NEW BEST FRIEND, IT IS PIVOTAL THAT YOU SHARE AT LEAST A FEW OF THE SAME INTERESTS AS I DO. IF THIS IS NOT THE CASE, YOUR APPLICATION WILL BE BRIEFLY CONSIDERED ON ITS WAY TO THE TRASHCAN.
1. Eddie Izzard - enough said.
2. watching films in foreign launagues with out subtitles so we can make up dialogue - sometimes even movies in English.
3. late night conversations or cuddle fests - whatever the mood calls for.
4. getting dressed up and lip singing to Spice Girls at the top of our lungs while shaking what our mama's gave us
5. sitting around watching each other grow old.
6. watch 'Project Runway'.
7. playing go-fish in a tub of Tapioca pudding or maybe battleship
NAME: this is where you put your name. don't have a name because you where razed by wolves or something? make one up i'm not to picky - but i think it should sound good in the throws of passion.
AGE: must be 18 or over to apply - not 18? just lie.
BIRTHDAY: i want to know if i can get a long with you on a basic level.
BASIC REQUIREMENTS:IN ORDER TO QUALIFY AS MY NEW BEST FRIEND, IT IS PIVOTAL THAT YOU COMPLY TO THE FOLLOWING.
1. Willing to let me put makeup on you and if i so desire go shopping and dress you up in outfits that we have no intent to buy - but might put on hold.
2. willing to have me admire your breasts and fondle them at a moments notice.
3. must have good recipes on hand at all times and willing to cook! or at least go out for coffee.
4. can deal with my singing - i know i can't sing - yet i plan to sing at great lenghts very loudly at random times and most likely random keys.
5. know that i'm obsessive about my books and be ok with that and not think that its weird that i won't let a book out of my house unless i've owned it for a month, cringe if someone even MENTIONS dog earign a page ect.
6. Deal with my obsession with James, Hayden and Adam. Yes i'm like a pre-teen girl when it comes to them but you must deal with my idolization of them.
7. let me Photograph you. i am a potopgrapher and i get called to the art at random times! must be willing to let me use you in my art.
INTERESTS: IN ORDER TO QUALIFY AS MY NEW BEST FRIEND, IT IS PIVOTAL THAT YOU SHARE AT LEAST A FEW OF THE SAME INTERESTS AS I DO. IF THIS IS NOT THE CASE, YOUR APPLICATION WILL BE BRIEFLY CONSIDERED ON ITS WAY TO THE TRASHCAN.
1. Eddie Izzard - enough said.
2. watching films in foreign launagues with out subtitles so we can make up dialogue - sometimes even movies in English.
3. late night conversations or cuddle fests - whatever the mood calls for.
4. getting dressed up and lip singing to Spice Girls at the top of our lungs while shaking what our mama's gave us
5. sitting around watching each other grow old.
6. watch 'Project Runway'.
7. playing go-fish in a tub of Tapioca pudding or maybe battleship