I'm serious- this should really be titled "Seven Deadly Chambers of Awesome", though it's actually called
"Knights of Cydonis", by the band muse.
So why is awesome? Because it's in the form of a movie (and at six minutes packs as much story as some two-hour movies I've seen), that has homages to every type cheesy Saturday-afternoon film I used to watch: bad chop-socky movies; Sergio Leone spaghetti westerns; Planet of the Apes; Buck Rogers...it's a stripped down Kill Bill with the volume turned up to 11.
It's also what any game of Feng Shui or Rifts I play in should look like. Seriously.