Jun 22, 2006 22:56
Today i've decided to take a page out of our administration's playbook, and congratulate the American soccer team for their brilliant victory over Chad in the World Cup.
I admit that there were a few in the liberal media who were parroting the line that Chad, not America won the latest match, but they just hate America. There were even a number of people who were sympathetic to Chad's first entry in the World Cup, and the obvious enthusiasm and love of the sport they showed. But those people have the superior diction of BBC commentators. You can't trust people like that. Anyway, like the administration is undoubtedly doing right now, I'm cheering our team and its unstoppable progress toward the prize. we have the endorsements, and the highly paid trainers, and and Fox News on our side.
We're not going to let a nasty little thing like reality stand in our way.
sarcasm,
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