In which I learn to not listen to the internets...again.

[roseembolism]

In spite of the diagnostic websites I consulted this morning, which all had flow charts that inevitably lead to "If you have this symptom CALL THE DOCTOR RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU DIE IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES!!!", the sharp pains in my lower abdomen seem to have actually been caused by a case of gas and a touch of stomach flu.

Stupid internets.

...But at least I'm glad to learn I don't have an ectopic pregnancy.