Dammit, they're my children, after all.
It has come to my attention that people are trying to usurp my children and take them away to be places they don't want to be. Consequently, I realize I must act more like a mother now and take some responsibilities, because I never intended to let things get so out of hand that a public services client would come and take them away.
1. What is your address?
Barad-dur, Mordor; Middle-earth
2. Do you own your current place of residence?
No; I co-habit the location with Lord Denethor and Lord Sauron.
3. Do you have a stable job?
Yes. I am one of the three head managers of the highly sucessful Ladies Botique of Isildur's Secret.
4. What is your yearly income?
$120,000 USD (which is an entirely different figure in ME gold, but eh)
5. Do you have a history of mental illness?
No. I do have a fondness for fire, but it is not a mental illness.
6. If so, what sort?
N/A
7. Does anyone in your family have a history of mental illness?
No. I have a few family members with questionable hobbies but no mental illnesses.
8. Does this dress make us look fat?
Not at all. Pearls would accent the lace delightfully though, especially if you wore you're hair up in a canopy of ginger curls.
9. What is your favourite colour?
Blue.
10. Why do you want to foster a child?
I don't. These are my biological children we're talking about, which are being taken away.
11. Do you believe in leaving children in questionable family situations because of love?
Providing the children are taken care of and well provided for, I think all things acceptable are possible.
12. Do you have children of your own?
Yes, 13.
13. Do they hate you?
I don't believe any of them hate me, actually.
14. Are you a Gamgee?
No, I'm a Cotton.
15. If so, you have our pity.
Thank you.
LONG ANSWERS.
1. If a child misbehaves, how would you discipline them?
Ground them, perhaps without dinner.
2. What is a suitable diet for a growing child?
Six meals a day with snacks inbetween for good behaviour.
3. How do you keep your home safe?
I keep the grounds patrolled by flamethrower, orc and faramirurk-hai.
4. How important is it to keep a child safe and healthy?
Health is the most important part of your being. You have nothing without your health. As for safety, this is also very important, however a child cannot be overprotected, otherwise they will never learn to fend for themselves.
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1. What is your address?
Barad-dur, Mordor; Middle-earth
2. Do you own your current place of residence?
No; I co-habit the location with Lord Denethor and Lord Sauron.
3. Do you have a stable job?
Yes. I am one of the three head managers of the highly sucessful Ladies Botique of Isildur's Secret.
4. What is your yearly income?
$120,000 USD (which is an entirely different figure in ME gold, but eh)
5. Do you have a history of mental illness?
No. I do have a fondness for fire, but it is not a mental illness.
6. If so, what sort?
N/A
7. Does anyone in your family have a history of mental illness?
No. I have a few family members with questionable hobbies but no mental illnesses.
8. Does this dress make us look fat?
Not at all. Pearls would accent the lace delightfully though, especially if you wore you're hair up in a canopy of ginger curls.
9. What is your favourite colour?
Blue.
10. Why do you want to foster a child?
I don't. These are my biological children we're talking about, which are being taken away.
11. Do you believe in leaving children in questionable family situations because of love?
Providing the children are taken care of and well provided for, I think all things acceptable are possible.
12. Do you have children of your own?
Yes, 13.
13. Do they hate you?
I don't believe any of them hate me, actually.
14. Are you a Gamgee?
No, I'm a Cotton.
15. If so, you have our pity.
Thank you.
LONG ANSWERS.
1. If a child misbehaves, how would you discipline them?
Ground them, perhaps without dinner.
2. What is a suitable diet for a growing child?
Six meals a day with snacks inbetween for good behaviour.
3. How do you keep your home safe?
I keep the grounds patrolled by flamethrower, orc and faramirurk-hai.
4. How important is it to keep a child safe and healthy?
Health is the most important part of your being. You have nothing without your health. As for safety, this is also very important, however a child cannot be overprotected, otherwise they will never learn to fend for themselves.
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