37. [ video ]

[roseandsparkle]

[ He's sitting in what looks like a broom closet.

Slowly, tragically, he lifts his hand, and blows quietly into his vuvuzela to emit a small, mournful "bzzzzzz" ]

Comments

/oblivious to the worldcup

[persequorverita]

You possess a vuvuzela that is most commonly seen in the tribal areas of Southern African. I'm quite surprised that someone else, apart from myself and a handful of anthropologists would possess one.

[roseandsparkle]

But that makes perfect sense! You see, the World Cup is in South Africa this year.

[persequorverita]

That would explain why everyone suddenly seems to possess vuvuzelas. Personally, I find that the traditional vuvuzela sounds much better.

[roseandsparkle]

I'm quite sure it does! Do you have the pleasure of owning one?

[persequorverita]

I happen to have two and several other confiscated ones from the members of my team. I will be more than happy to donate them.

[roseandsparkle]

Yes! Wonderful! Your kindness will not go unrewarded, ma'am!

[persequorverita]

... they are just vuvuzelas.

[roseandsparkle]

Vuvuzelas of wonder.

[persequorverita]

No, they are just vuvuzelas.

[doomedyouth00]

Please don't.

[persequorverita]

You are too late, I already told him that I would donate my vuvuzelas to him.

[doomedyouth00]

You don't have to send them.

[persequorverita]

I want to hear the argument against sending a vuvuzela.

[doomedyouth00]

...

[persequorverita]

Either your argument is so long and logically thought out that it maxed out the allowed characters and your ellipses indicate length.

Though, logically, your ellipses might represent a lack of an argument all together.

[doomedyouth00]

I have an argument. Why do you need to hear it?