Zut!
One of the nice nurses at work has confimed that I definitely have a ganglion on my wrist.
Then I made the mistake of using Google.
Google images wasn't too dire, but the main Google results? If anyone comes anywhere near me with a bible I'm running for the hills!
Alternative Uses for the Bible that don't involve translating it into LOLcat
Edit:
People who are have expressed an interest in bashing my ganglion and who are henceforth banned from coming anywhere near me with large suspicious heavy objects in their hands:
(1) My boss
(2)kerrilouise
(3) minniemoll, particularly with a hammer
You are all very vicious people!