A disturbing preface: Is it odd that I have the sudden urge to write Ben Stein/Jimmy Kimmel slash?
*coughs* Aaaanyway. Everyone MUST read
xylodemon's
Hogwarts Gone Wild: Four Case Studies on the Masturbatory Habits of Gryffindors. (NC-17) IT HAS BOOK KINK. Remus/Books is my NEW OTP. Okay, I'm done with the Harry Capslock thing. For now.
Walk like an Egyptian and baaaa like a sheep, 'cause it's the In My Pants meme.
1. Driven By You in my pants- Brian May
2. Seaside Rendevous in my pants- Queen
3. I’m Free in my pants- Rolling Stones
4. Cactus in my pants- David Bowie (that's gotta be uncomfortable)
5. Please Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood in my pants- Robben Ford
6. Freak the Mighty in my pants- Sting
7. Killing me Softly in my pants- Roberta Flack
8. Don’t Forget to Dance in my pants- the Kinks
9. Street Fighting Man in my pants- Rolling Stones (Heh. Yes.)
10. Paranoid in my pants- Black Sabbath
11. Step on Me in my pants- Smile (Ouch)
12. Dream on in my pants- Aerosmith
13. Whenever God Shines His Light in my pants- Van Morrison (I think this is my favourite one)
14. Pride and Joy in my pants- Stevie Ray Vaughn
15. 20th Century Boy in my pants- T Rex
16. Let it Grow in my pants- Cream (No, wait, this one is. *snerks*)
17. I am Stretched On Your Grave in my pants- Dead Can Dance
18. Snow at Lake Simcoe in my pants- Michael Kaeshammer
19. Ball and Chain in my pants- Janis Joplin (Kinky)
20. Cold Turkey in my pants- John Lennon (see comment for "Cactus")
Also, saw Hugh Laurie on Leno last night. As if I wasn't already in love with the man. Now I want to drag him off to my dungeons and throw him in with Giles, Spike, all of Queen, Bowie, Jareth, Snape, Frank-n-Furter, and every Gary Oldman and Alan Rickman character ever. Yum.
PLUS, Billy fucking Idol performed his new song (which is so deliciously, ridiculously, horribly, kitschily '80's it's not even funny) and his shirt was open and HOLY GOD, the man has a body to die for. I'm not kidding. Abs liek whoa. I found myself openly drooling.