FIC: Bigger Broomsticks, Crunchier Kale, and One-Eyed Trouser Snakes
Title: Bigger Broomsticks, Crunchier Kale, and One-Eyed Trouser Snakes
Claim: For ladytonks at funnyfest: "Voldemort goes through a mid-life crisis and gets a racing broom and tries on toupees. Bonus Points if you have Lucius try and talk him out of it."
Rating: PG-13 for violence and naughty words
Summary: There's more than one way to topple a dark lord...
Notes: 4353 words. Thank you to thescarletwoman and cocohufflepuffs for the brilliant (as always!) beta jobs, and to my gentleman caller, who was surprisingly eager both to read this fic and to make some very funny observations
( They use a strange sort of magic called 'spray tanning', which leaves one's dignity in tatters )
Claim: For ladytonks at funnyfest: "Voldemort goes through a mid-life crisis and gets a racing broom and tries on toupees. Bonus Points if you have Lucius try and talk him out of it."
Rating: PG-13 for violence and naughty words
Summary: There's more than one way to topple a dark lord...
Notes: 4353 words. Thank you to thescarletwoman and cocohufflepuffs for the brilliant (as always!) beta jobs, and to my gentleman caller, who was surprisingly eager both to read this fic and to make some very funny observations
( They use a strange sort of magic called 'spray tanning', which leaves one's dignity in tatters )