My Dad: The Great Convincer
Me: I don't know if that's such a good idea, dad.
Dad: I think that stealing a Jesus painting from a church is the best idea I've ever had.
Me: What if you get caught? I bet they have a camera pointed right at it.
Dad: Can you think of a better way for me to show my religiosity? Jesus would want me to steal a picture of him.
Me: Ok, but when you hang it on your wall you have to put a placard underneath it that says "Stolen Jesus."
Dad: It's gonna be righteous! I'm doing it for Him!