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[rose_rose]

My old high school dance teacher once told us that on the day we turned 21, magical things would happen. It would be the pinnacle of our adult lives, the fruition of our souls. Our breasts would grow even bigger.

What a lie.

Comments

[raptroll]

did you actually measure your breasts beforehand? If not, how do you know they aren't bigger?

[rose_rose]

bra size, duh.

[raptroll]

maybe she meant that your body will become smaller so your breasts will look bigger. have you shrank?

[riddleeedoodaa]

haha this is the funniest thing EVER! you know, i remember i was afraid of going to college because of the alleged "freshman 15" well, it turns out, that i totally showed them and lost a bunch of weight thanks to my aneorexic eating disorder!!! gah!