Jan 06, 2005 00:50
I love this story:
“Hey Steve, how are you?” a hot redhead asks me.
“Fine man, fine.” I respond automatically. Quickly the database in my head begins scanning records, thousands of records. No result... It’s too late anyway, the hot redhead notices my blank stare.
“You don’t remember me?” he asks his voice a little shaky.
Still scanning... I smile. Being the cocky bastard I am I know I can work my way out of this embarrassing situation.
“Let me see?” I ask as I turn him around and look at his butt. Bingo, a match, I crack a wide smile, “Hey Pauly baby ‘sup?”