Hetalia Pairing Meme
I have a really hard time picking just one favorite for some characters, so be prepared for threesomes here and there. oTL
FAVORITE N. ITALY PAIRING:
-> Germany, because I'm original.
FAVORITE GERMANY PAIRING:
-> Italy and/or Prussia. Also, I just recently found out that Germany/England is really hot.
FAVORITE JAPAN PAIRING:
-> England. LONELY TEA-LOVING ISLANDS BELONG TOGETHER.
FAVORITE AMERICA PAIRING:
-> It's a tie between Canada and Lithuania. I usually give Amer/Liet more love because there's not as much of it as Amer/Can, but I like them both about equally.
FAVORITE ENGLAND PAIRING:
-> Japan, Canada, or France. Also America, but only if England tops.
FAVORITE FRANCE PAIRING:
-> America and/or Canada. And Joan of Arc, but not in a sexual way (if that makes any sense with France).
FAVORITE RUSSIA PAIRING:
-> China. With pretty much anyone else he's usually paired with, it comes off as abusive/non-con, so I don't ship Russia around much.
FAVORITE CHINA PAIRING:
-> Russia, Japan, or South Korea.
FAVORITE AUSTRIA PAIRING:
-> Hungary and/or Switzerland (because you know she'd love to get those two together).
FAVORITE BELARUS PAIRING:
-> Russia or Lithuania. Funny, I can't stand Rus/Liet because of the abusive connotations, but Bel/Liet is just fine with me. WTH, self?
FAVORITE BELGIUM PAIRING:
-> Switzerland, just because CHOCOLATE NEUTRALITY.
FAVORITE GREECE PAIRING:
-> Egypt or Japan.
FAVORITE HUNGARY PAIRING:
-> Austria, or pretty much any female nation. I'm not much of a yuri fan, but Hungary finds her way into most of the few yuri pairings I do have.
FAVORITE LIECHTENSTEIN PAIRING:
-> Switzerland, only in a cute, non-sexual way, Latvia, or Sealand.
FAVORITE NETHERLANDS PAIRING:
-> Umm... idk, Canada? Also, Ukraine, thanks to a lovely kink meme fill involving all three.
FAVORITE POLAND PAIRING:
-> Lithuania or America, just because they're kind of my OT3.
FAVORITE S. ITALY PAIRING:
-> Spain. I'm being original again.
FAVORITE SPAIN PAIRING:
-> Romano, or Prussia/France.
FAVORITE SWITZERLAND PAIRING:
-> Belgium or Liechtenstein, and I repeat, only in a cute way.
FAVORITE UKRAINE PAIRING:
-> Canada and/or Russia.
FAVORITE DENMARK PAIRING:
-> Prussia or England.
FAVORITE FINLAND PAIRING:
-> Sweden and/or Estonia.
FAVORITE ICELAND PAIRING:
-> Norway or Hong Kong.
FAVORITE NORWAY PAIRING:
-> Iceland.
FAVORITE SWEDEN PAIRING:
-> Finland.
FAVORITE ESTONIA PAIRING:
-> Latvia or Sweden/Finland.
FAVORITE LATVIA PAIRING:
-> Sealand, or Lithuania/Estonia for a Baltic comfort-sex threesome.
FAVORITE LITHUANIA PAIRING:
-> America or Poland.
FAVORITE HONG KONG PAIRING:
-> Iceland or Taiwan.
FAVORITE SOUTH KOREA PAIRING:
-> I kind of ship him everywhere, just for the sake of crack. /shrug
FAVORITE TAIWAN PAIRING:
-> Hong Kong.
FAVORITE CANADA PAIRING:
-> God, I ship Canada around like no other. My absolute favorite would be America, but there's plenty more; France, England, Netherlands, Russia, Cuba, Ukraine, all three Baltics, all five Nordics, Seychelles, Egypt, and Lady Gaga.
FAVORITE CUBA PAIRING:
-> Canada or Cameroon, because it's hot and you know it. Also, Latvia, thanks again to a kink meme fill.
FAVORITE EGYPT PAIRING:
-> Greece and/or Turkey.
FAVORITE SEYCHELLES PAIRING:
-> Canada or France.
FAVORITE TURKEY PAIRING:
-> Greece and/or Egypt.
FAVORITE ROME PAIRING:
-> Venus de Milo. Thanks to Captalia.
FAVORITE GERMANIA PAIRING:
-> Germania's a total pimp. He slept with everyone. Seriously, the Germanic tribes where all over the freaking place.
FAVORITE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE PAIRING:
-> Chibitalia, of course.
FAVORITE PRUSSIA PAIRING:
-> Old Fritz. Or Herr Right Hand.
FAVORITE SEALAND PAIRING:
-> Latvia or Lichtenstein.
FAVORITE AUSTRALIA PAIRING:
-> New Zealand or America/Canada. Those guys are slowly becoming my new OT4, I think.
FAVORITE VIETNAM PAIRING:
-> Umm... the only pairing I ever really liked with Vietnam was with America, and that was too angsty for me. I'm sorry Vietnam, forgive me! I love you, I just can't ship you! ;A; Well, there is Taiwan...
FAVORITE MONACO PAIRING:
-> France or Austria.
FAVORITE CAMEROON PAIRING:
-> Cuba. Go on, just try to picture that in your head. Sexy, isn't it?
FAVORITE N. ITALY PAIRING:
-> Germany, because I'm original.
FAVORITE GERMANY PAIRING:
-> Italy and/or Prussia. Also, I just recently found out that Germany/England is really hot.
FAVORITE JAPAN PAIRING:
-> England. LONELY TEA-LOVING ISLANDS BELONG TOGETHER.
FAVORITE AMERICA PAIRING:
-> It's a tie between Canada and Lithuania. I usually give Amer/Liet more love because there's not as much of it as Amer/Can, but I like them both about equally.
FAVORITE ENGLAND PAIRING:
-> Japan, Canada, or France. Also America, but only if England tops.
FAVORITE FRANCE PAIRING:
-> America and/or Canada. And Joan of Arc, but not in a sexual way (if that makes any sense with France).
FAVORITE RUSSIA PAIRING:
-> China. With pretty much anyone else he's usually paired with, it comes off as abusive/non-con, so I don't ship Russia around much.
FAVORITE CHINA PAIRING:
-> Russia, Japan, or South Korea.
FAVORITE AUSTRIA PAIRING:
-> Hungary and/or Switzerland (because you know she'd love to get those two together).
FAVORITE BELARUS PAIRING:
-> Russia or Lithuania. Funny, I can't stand Rus/Liet because of the abusive connotations, but Bel/Liet is just fine with me. WTH, self?
FAVORITE BELGIUM PAIRING:
-> Switzerland, just because CHOCOLATE NEUTRALITY.
FAVORITE GREECE PAIRING:
-> Egypt or Japan.
FAVORITE HUNGARY PAIRING:
-> Austria, or pretty much any female nation. I'm not much of a yuri fan, but Hungary finds her way into most of the few yuri pairings I do have.
FAVORITE LIECHTENSTEIN PAIRING:
-> Switzerland, only in a cute, non-sexual way, Latvia, or Sealand.
FAVORITE NETHERLANDS PAIRING:
-> Umm... idk, Canada? Also, Ukraine, thanks to a lovely kink meme fill involving all three.
FAVORITE POLAND PAIRING:
-> Lithuania or America, just because they're kind of my OT3.
FAVORITE S. ITALY PAIRING:
-> Spain. I'm being original again.
FAVORITE SPAIN PAIRING:
-> Romano, or Prussia/France.
FAVORITE SWITZERLAND PAIRING:
-> Belgium or Liechtenstein, and I repeat, only in a cute way.
FAVORITE UKRAINE PAIRING:
-> Canada and/or Russia.
FAVORITE DENMARK PAIRING:
-> Prussia or England.
FAVORITE FINLAND PAIRING:
-> Sweden and/or Estonia.
FAVORITE ICELAND PAIRING:
-> Norway or Hong Kong.
FAVORITE NORWAY PAIRING:
-> Iceland.
FAVORITE SWEDEN PAIRING:
-> Finland.
FAVORITE ESTONIA PAIRING:
-> Latvia or Sweden/Finland.
FAVORITE LATVIA PAIRING:
-> Sealand, or Lithuania/Estonia for a Baltic comfort-sex threesome.
FAVORITE LITHUANIA PAIRING:
-> America or Poland.
FAVORITE HONG KONG PAIRING:
-> Iceland or Taiwan.
FAVORITE SOUTH KOREA PAIRING:
-> I kind of ship him everywhere, just for the sake of crack. /shrug
FAVORITE TAIWAN PAIRING:
-> Hong Kong.
FAVORITE CANADA PAIRING:
-> God, I ship Canada around like no other. My absolute favorite would be America, but there's plenty more; France, England, Netherlands, Russia, Cuba, Ukraine, all three Baltics, all five Nordics, Seychelles, Egypt, and Lady Gaga.
FAVORITE CUBA PAIRING:
-> Canada or Cameroon, because it's hot and you know it. Also, Latvia, thanks again to a kink meme fill.
FAVORITE EGYPT PAIRING:
-> Greece and/or Turkey.
FAVORITE SEYCHELLES PAIRING:
-> Canada or France.
FAVORITE TURKEY PAIRING:
-> Greece and/or Egypt.
FAVORITE ROME PAIRING:
-> Venus de Milo. Thanks to Captalia.
FAVORITE GERMANIA PAIRING:
-> Germania's a total pimp. He slept with everyone. Seriously, the Germanic tribes where all over the freaking place.
FAVORITE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE PAIRING:
-> Chibitalia, of course.
FAVORITE PRUSSIA PAIRING:
-> Old Fritz. Or Herr Right Hand.
FAVORITE SEALAND PAIRING:
-> Latvia or Lichtenstein.
FAVORITE AUSTRALIA PAIRING:
-> New Zealand or America/Canada. Those guys are slowly becoming my new OT4, I think.
FAVORITE VIETNAM PAIRING:
-> Umm... the only pairing I ever really liked with Vietnam was with America, and that was too angsty for me. I'm sorry Vietnam, forgive me! I love you, I just can't ship you! ;A; Well, there is Taiwan...
FAVORITE MONACO PAIRING:
-> France or Austria.
FAVORITE CAMEROON PAIRING:
-> Cuba. Go on, just try to picture that in your head. Sexy, isn't it?