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Shroomy and i are roaches. we can not die, though we might've come close. so quit trying to kill us, goddamnit! you will never succeed unless your name is Orkin and you wear a backpack full of poison on a regular basis. (and you aren't and you don't)
i used to be really funny. i think my humor was extracted from my bloodstream and injected into Seth Green's pasty little arm to aid him in the creation of Robot Chicken. honestly, who is naturally that funny? even stoned, i don't think Mr. Green could've come up with a show specifically formulated for the ADD generation without my humorous blood. i suppose it's a minor loss for me, but...man...can I get some royalties? or even just a box of chocolates would suffice. make sure he knows that i like truffles.
fun fact: blood was one of the four humors defined by Greek physician Hippocrates. laughter, music, and passion motherfuckers.
i keep envisioning the thought bubble with Mr. Hanky inside that Alan Mueller drew in chalk to teach us that in order to give effective oral presentations (hehe oral) we should always know our shit. i don't think i could forget that day in class if i wanted to. i'm pretty sure that was kind of the point.
art by adrienne amina rowe. get it. get it.
love, revolution, and happiness,
~ariel
so, you wanted to take a break,
slow it down some, and have some space.
well, fuck you too
i used to be really funny. i think my humor was extracted from my bloodstream and injected into Seth Green's pasty little arm to aid him in the creation of Robot Chicken. honestly, who is naturally that funny? even stoned, i don't think Mr. Green could've come up with a show specifically formulated for the ADD generation without my humorous blood. i suppose it's a minor loss for me, but...man...can I get some royalties? or even just a box of chocolates would suffice. make sure he knows that i like truffles.
fun fact: blood was one of the four humors defined by Greek physician Hippocrates. laughter, music, and passion motherfuckers.
i keep envisioning the thought bubble with Mr. Hanky inside that Alan Mueller drew in chalk to teach us that in order to give effective oral presentations (hehe oral) we should always know our shit. i don't think i could forget that day in class if i wanted to. i'm pretty sure that was kind of the point.
art by adrienne amina rowe. get it. get it.
love, revolution, and happiness,
~ariel
so, you wanted to take a break,
slow it down some, and have some space.
well, fuck you too