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[rose_m_t]

You know, most the time I can't decide if my family's the strangest thing ever or completely normal. Yeah, my dad is and isn't my dad (and happens to be bloody rich), and I'm married to a half alien, but we all love each other and see each other a lot, and sometimes we even eat together like normal ordinary people

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[alienish_being]

Besides, a wedding ring is enough jewellery for me. I don't know how your mother might have gotten any other impression.

[rose_m_t]

I stopped trying to figure Mum out ages ago.

[alienish_being]

I think I managed to shake her off at least temporarily when I pointed out that wearing dangly things around my neck would probably get me strangled.

I give it half an hour before she remembers the tie, by which time I'll have reinforced the doors.

[rose_m_t]

*sporfles*

[alienish_being]

How about a separate front door that temporarily puts her into another dimension to give me time enough to hide?

[rose_m_t]

Might work in the short term, but it'd probably just make her madder. ;)

[alienish_being]

She doesn't need to know. You can just tell her I'm out of the house!

[rose_m_t]

Well, I know if I suddenly go through another dimension that you've got nothing to do with it.

[alienish_being]

Well the trick is to make sure I only put her in a dimension that looks exactly like our place. She'll never know the difference!

[rose_m_t]

Why don't you hide in the other dimension? Wouldn't that be easier?

Not that I want you to hide in another dimension.

[alienish_being]

Ooh, good point. I should make a microdimension inside somewhere convenient...

[rose_m_t]

There's no way this could go wrong.

[alienish_being]

Well the alternative is your mother stop telling me how to dress, and we both know that's never going to happen.

I was thinking I could start wearing a watch and create a microdimension in that. Then I'll always have it with me. Providing I remember to put it on every morning.

[rose_m_t]

Am I invited to this microdimension?

[alienish_being]

Of course! There's always enough room for you in anything I make these days. It's sort of a requirement.

[rose_m_t]

HEE!