May 16, 2011 17:00
Mum has come up with a new charity idea: Auction Off Your Husband. (I'm pretty sure she came up with it after a row with Dad.) The idea is that the bloke does whatever the person wants (no sex stuff, obviously) for a day.
Mum seems to have hijacked the Doctor for it. Not quite sure how that happened. But he's trying to figure out a way around the rule that you're not supposed to buy your own husband. At least the Doctor shouldn't have to worry about being bought by Mum. I don't think she'll pay money to have him around. Unless she's got plans. XD
Hmm. Maybe I'll see if I can get Mr Richardson. He's the CEO of a sweets company, so we could go eat samples. :D Or Harry, Mum's friend Anne's husband. He's a landscape architect and maybe I could get his advice on arranging plants on the roof.