Urg.
Two posts in a day.
My stomach hurts. I was suddenly inexplicably starving at lunchtime and ate an entire pizza by myself (my stomach is dimensionally transcendental) . Also I bought the wrong brand of feta cheese last week, it SAYS it's goats, but I swear it tastes of icky icky cow and some sort of setting agent - it doesn't have that glorious crumbly feta texture.
AND I finally figured out the basics of circle skirt making this afternoon (yes, yes, I know, making corsets constantly, wants to be a costume maker, can't make a basic circle skirt - I usually knife pleat or gather a yardage cos I'm lazy) but when I cut into my fabric firstly I hadn't folded it over enough times, secondly I brain farted the waist measurement and made one panel my waist size instead of half = less volume and sad panda. THEN I found out the one I'd made had the stripes running horizontally at the front and diagonally at the back, which makes me look like a heffer.
I'm seriously considering never making clothes for myself. Only corsets and costumes. This is epically frustrating. Tomorrow I'm going to go out, buy orange thread, and get myself a few yards of some random fabric from the bargain rack at spotlight in a futile attempt to make myself feel better.
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My stomach hurts. I was suddenly inexplicably starving at lunchtime and ate an entire pizza by myself (my stomach is dimensionally transcendental) . Also I bought the wrong brand of feta cheese last week, it SAYS it's goats, but I swear it tastes of icky icky cow and some sort of setting agent - it doesn't have that glorious crumbly feta texture.
AND I finally figured out the basics of circle skirt making this afternoon (yes, yes, I know, making corsets constantly, wants to be a costume maker, can't make a basic circle skirt - I usually knife pleat or gather a yardage cos I'm lazy) but when I cut into my fabric firstly I hadn't folded it over enough times, secondly I brain farted the waist measurement and made one panel my waist size instead of half = less volume and sad panda. THEN I found out the one I'd made had the stripes running horizontally at the front and diagonally at the back, which makes me look like a heffer.
I'm seriously considering never making clothes for myself. Only corsets and costumes. This is epically frustrating. Tomorrow I'm going to go out, buy orange thread, and get myself a few yards of some random fabric from the bargain rack at spotlight in a futile attempt to make myself feel better.
LKJWFOIEJFLKSJFLSD FJLSKJDF