First Chapeter-Moving In.

[rose_liberated]

[Today as you take a walk through the castle, you may encounter a squad of Prinnies, packing in a lot of stuff. They must be the Prinnies who move people in. However, today their job seems to have overcome them. Someone is apparently bringing in quite a bit more than is usual.]

Dood! Why do we have to carry all this for dood? Does she even

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[handsonthepanda]

OH GOD OW WHY ARE THESE STAIRS SO STEEP

*Rozalin? That's a pettanko flying right towards you at a comically high velocity.*

[rose_liberated]

[Fortunately for Rozalin, ancestral ninja reflexes enable her to roll with the impact and suffer no damage. However, she now has a Pettanko in an unfortunate position.]

...Do you MIND?

[handsonthepanda]

*Noel jumps up as quickly as she can, leaving Rozalin on the ground*

OH GOD I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU

[rose_liberated]

And what exactly were your intentions, pray tell?

[handsonthepanda]

I JUST TRIPPED THAT'S ALL PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

[rose_liberated]

You seem to think that I should be hurting you right now. I wonder what you could have done to prompt such a guilty conscience? Perhaps you are being less than totally honest?

[handsonthepanda]

NO I'M JUST AFRAID BECAUSE OF THE RED EYES AND THE FACT THAT IT SEEMS LIKE IT'D BE THE THING A DEMON WOULD DO OH GOD

*She's collapsed to her knees... Fear and Noel don't get along too well.*

[rose_liberated]

My eyes? Oh stop being ridiculous. Besides, shooting you right now would be an embarrassment.

[handsonthepanda]

H... How am I supposed to know that?!?!

*Noel's STILL paralyzed with fear of your magnificence... Heck she hasn't even noticed your chest yet.*

[rose_liberated]

Come now. Unless you are from a totally uncultured world, there is no reason to presume that all demons are rampaging monsters out to eat your heart. I for one prefer veal cutlets and truffles for my breakfast.

[handsonthepanda]

B... But... You're not...

[rose_liberated]

Since it would seem that you are incapable of anything else, I seem to be in need of a new servant for the durration of my stay. Someone who can do my laundry or prepare meals for instance. Even if you have no experience in these tasks, do not fear! I have years of experience training servants to obey my every whim.

[handsonthepanda]

*Whoa, that got an actual reaction! Noel stands up, quickly.*

I-I'm not a servant!

[rose_liberated]

And why not? You seem well suited to it, certainly. Already your terror at my displeasure is mind boggling. If you apply that to your work, there is no reason why you should fail to accomplish the tasks set before you.

[handsonthepanda]

I am Major Noel Vermillion, of the Novus Orbus Librarium... I fight to protect the world and enforce the NOL's laws.

*Holy crap she's getting serious?!*

And just because I'm scared... Doesn't mean I'm just going to bow over and become the servant of the first girl with an oversized chest I crash into!

[rose_liberated]

Then since you are well outside your jurisdiction, you should have no problems taking a second job for the durration, yes?

Oh, so you do have some spunk, calling me oversized. Well, it seems that I won't be able to recruit you without resorting to a more forceful demonstration.