I have a lol.
Wow. I just had the most... disturbing conversation with an old friend ever. One that kinda pissed me off.
For the record said friend used to be an ex of mine who we broke up amicably years ago. Like.. 10 years ago. We were pretty friendly and kept touch off and on for the first few years then we dropped off teh face of the earth.
He apparently found me on some old social network I'd signed up for ages ago and read that I'm in a polyamorous relationship.
This is how the conversation pretty much went after general pleasantries were over with and the usual how you been, fine, how you been thing.
Him: Hahah so I turned you lesbian? That's kind of hot.
me: uh.. no. Actually I have a husband. And kids.
him: wait, you're married and have a girlfriend? Does he know?
Me:Well yes, she lives with us. :) Helps me with the kids and such. Big happy family.
him: You sleep with them both?
Me: Well yes, that's where the kids came from. You know, usually takes a guy or a turkey baster and since the turkey baster was currently seeing the spatula I thought I'd go for the guy instead.
Him: What?
Me: nevermind... yes, I sleep with them both.
Him: That's gross.
Me: ...Ah I see your imagination kicked in. Imagining two chicks writhing on a bed of flower petals, pillow feathers with curtains billowing is hot, but toss a guy into the mix and it just train wrecks that oh-so precious blood flow from the brain to the penis, doesn't it. :D
Him: I never pictured you for that type. You're kind of touchy.
Me: yeah most don't. Got anything else to ask? And it's more offended than touchy. I'm always amazed at how most guys think.
Him: That's some dyke thinking right there.
me: Says the guy with the deep dark secret of the mystical hair piece that he didn't tell the girlfriend till we broke up. Wai to tell me you were bald that entire year we dated! :D
him: I got to go. See you around.
He stopped talking to me after that. xD
On one hand I was kind of pissed at his line of thinking and on the other hand having too much fun fucking with his head.
I dunno, I can giggle about it now but at the time I was pretty annoyed.
For the record said friend used to be an ex of mine who we broke up amicably years ago. Like.. 10 years ago. We were pretty friendly and kept touch off and on for the first few years then we dropped off teh face of the earth.
He apparently found me on some old social network I'd signed up for ages ago and read that I'm in a polyamorous relationship.
This is how the conversation pretty much went after general pleasantries were over with and the usual how you been, fine, how you been thing.
Him: Hahah so I turned you lesbian? That's kind of hot.
me: uh.. no. Actually I have a husband. And kids.
him: wait, you're married and have a girlfriend? Does he know?
Me:Well yes, she lives with us. :) Helps me with the kids and such. Big happy family.
him: You sleep with them both?
Me: Well yes, that's where the kids came from. You know, usually takes a guy or a turkey baster and since the turkey baster was currently seeing the spatula I thought I'd go for the guy instead.
Him: What?
Me: nevermind... yes, I sleep with them both.
Him: That's gross.
Me: ...Ah I see your imagination kicked in. Imagining two chicks writhing on a bed of flower petals, pillow feathers with curtains billowing is hot, but toss a guy into the mix and it just train wrecks that oh-so precious blood flow from the brain to the penis, doesn't it. :D
Him: I never pictured you for that type. You're kind of touchy.
Me: yeah most don't. Got anything else to ask? And it's more offended than touchy. I'm always amazed at how most guys think.
Him: That's some dyke thinking right there.
me: Says the guy with the deep dark secret of the mystical hair piece that he didn't tell the girlfriend till we broke up. Wai to tell me you were bald that entire year we dated! :D
him: I got to go. See you around.
He stopped talking to me after that. xD
On one hand I was kind of pissed at his line of thinking and on the other hand having too much fun fucking with his head.
I dunno, I can giggle about it now but at the time I was pretty annoyed.