Yarr! A Pirates review
Ten years behind everyone else, I finally saw PotC 3 last night. Random thoughts as usual.
+ Norry! *sniff* I so wanted a happy ending for him. and Gov'nor Swann too. *more sniffling*
+ Is it just me or was non-tentacled Davy Jones kinda... hot? *shifty-eyes*
+ WHY must they add to the grossness level? I don't need to see a Jack Sparrow hallucination licking his brain or creepy British guy getting killed by tentacles. YUCK.
+ Jack's mum and dear old dad. Hah. No wonder he's messed up.
+ I found the idea of a pirate court a little unbelievable, given the independant and untrusting nature of pirates, but then they showed everyone fighting and such, which made it more realistic.
+ Tia Dalma: "Hulk smash!"
+ Quick! Someone count how many men Elizabeth kissed in this movie! LOL.
+ I really didn't want Will to become Davey Jones II, but I was pleasantly surprised that Jack was willing to give up the sailing-the-sea-forever thing for "the whelp".
+ I was VERY glad they didn't string out the love-triangle thing between Will/Elizabeth/Jack, but got the truth sorted out pretty quickly, even if things weren't peachy keen, there wasn't this angsty "she loves jack more than me, woe!" thing bogging Will's scenes down.
+ I didn't particularly care for Jack's hallucinations. They went from amusing to a little creepy pretty fast.
Also, it just hit me today that July 21 is this close. I set out my re-reading of HP month by month (SS in Jan, CoS in Feb, PoA in March etc) and now it comes down to June for HBP. Eeeeeeeee!!!!!eleventyone11!!1
+ Norry! *sniff* I so wanted a happy ending for him. and Gov'nor Swann too. *more sniffling*
+ Is it just me or was non-tentacled Davy Jones kinda... hot? *shifty-eyes*
+ WHY must they add to the grossness level? I don't need to see a Jack Sparrow hallucination licking his brain or creepy British guy getting killed by tentacles. YUCK.
+ Jack's mum and dear old dad. Hah. No wonder he's messed up.
+ I found the idea of a pirate court a little unbelievable, given the independant and untrusting nature of pirates, but then they showed everyone fighting and such, which made it more realistic.
+ Tia Dalma: "Hulk smash!"
+ Quick! Someone count how many men Elizabeth kissed in this movie! LOL.
+ I really didn't want Will to become Davey Jones II, but I was pleasantly surprised that Jack was willing to give up the sailing-the-sea-forever thing for "the whelp".
+ I was VERY glad they didn't string out the love-triangle thing between Will/Elizabeth/Jack, but got the truth sorted out pretty quickly, even if things weren't peachy keen, there wasn't this angsty "she loves jack more than me, woe!" thing bogging Will's scenes down.
+ I didn't particularly care for Jack's hallucinations. They went from amusing to a little creepy pretty fast.
Also, it just hit me today that July 21 is this close. I set out my re-reading of HP month by month (SS in Jan, CoS in Feb, PoA in March etc) and now it comes down to June for HBP. Eeeeeeeee!!!!!eleventyone11!!1