Nov 08, 2015 17:49
I’ve received four scam emails in the last week. Here’s one for your amusement/edification:
GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME!!!
My name is Sister Joy Johnson from United States, I'm a widow suffering from Breast Cancer and Stroke, which denied me a child as a result i may not last till the next two months according to my doctor report. I'm married to late Pastor Bailey James, and we were married for many years without any issue child before his death. I'm 68 years old woman. I have some funds i inherited from my late husband the sum of (5.8 million dollars) which i needed a very honest and God fearing person who will claim the funds from the bank and use the funds for work of God Affair donation in the house of God, like propagating the good news of God and to endeavor God worshiping place and help less-privileged. I found your profile and i decided to contact you for the donation work of God Affair.
According to my doctor report i don't need any telephone communication in this regards because of my health, please if you would be able to use the funds for the work of God Affair as i stated contact me back so i will lead you to Ally Bank Limited International in Washington DC where this funds was deposited by my late husband Pastor Bailey James , for you to retrieve the funds in your name as the next of kin for work of God Affair thanks.
I will stop here until i hear from you soonest.
Contact E-mail: johnsonjoy3657@gmail.com
Always pray for my health.
May God bless you In Jesus name Amen!!!
Sister Joy Johnson
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[email redacted, just in case IT’S A TRAP]
not this shit again,
stupid stupid stupid,
scam scam scam scam eggs and scam,
fun,
humor,
my world and welcome to it