251: Embarrassing Acts While Sober
Hm. Not much embarrasses me. Much of it I do while I’m drunk, but there’s much of it I do when I’m sober. I’m gonna confess something: I was sober when I broke into Robin’s room and tried to seduce him. Yeah, you probably don’t believe me, but . . . I really was sober.
Was that embarrassing? Only when he turned me down. He handcuffed me, too . . . but that was kind of fun. I was hoping he’d spank me for being such a “bad girl,” but Eddie ended up interrupting before I could convince Robin to do that. Ok, that was embarrassing, too, my best friend on the Titans seeing me naked as the day I was born.
But I was sober for that. How? I drink a lot because it takes a lot to get me actually drunk. Enhanced constitution, you see. And even past the point a normal person my size would be drunk, I’m pretty good at maintaining some degree of mental coherence. But that was still freaking embarrassing to go to all that effort and have nothing to show for it.
And just in case you didn’t get it the first time, I was sober that time.