243: Olympics
Summer Olympics or Winter Olympics? Both sound like a lot of fun, but they wouldn’t let me participate. Why? Unfair advantage; I have powers.
But if I could participate, I’d do it during the summer, and it’d be gymnastics. Dick really got me into acrobatics, and I bet he’d love to see that all his training didn’t go to waste. I’d do the uneven bars, the vaults, the balancing bar. . . . It’d be awesome.
If I couldn’t do the summer and had to go with the winter, I’d go with snowboarding. Snowboarding looks like a lot of fun, and it requires a boatload of agility and coordination, both of which I have in spades. I’d probably take the gold in that if I didn’t hold back.
Of course, if I tried to enter the Olympics, they’d have to do a blood test or something like that, to check for foreign substances. They’d find the serum in my veins and . . . that would be it for my aspirations. Unfair advantage, you know.