Interview meme borrowed from Daddy Dearest

[rose_blade]

01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05. When others comment asking to

Comments

[masked_merc]

Interview me.

[rose_blade]

Time for the interrogation. *cracks knuckles*

1. If there's anything you could take back, what would it be?

2. Was what you felt for my mother anything like what you felt for Joey's mother?

3. How did it feel when you killed for the first time? (As a soldier.)

4. Why become a "gun for hire"?

5. What do you think of Robin? The current one?

[masked_merc]

Here, Rose.

[rose_blade]

Thanks.

And, yeah, Robin's got issues. What with everybody he cares about dying on him. You two might actually get along if he didn't hate your guts so much.

[masked_merc]

The boy's met me all of... at most, three times. None of them on a battlefield. He has no particular reason to hate me that I can think of. I haven't given the Kid enough trouble to earn that in far longer than he's been wearing the tights.

Now, if you're still talking about the double I am going to track down eventuallyand kill, slowly, painfully, and I can only hope repeatedly, then yes, he would.

[rose_blade]

Yes. I'm referring to the not-you Deathstroke who kneecapped Bart Allen, turned me into a psychotic killer, turned Batgirl into a psychotic killer when big-brother-Robin turned me back to the light side of the Force, and dressed up an evil clone of his best friend in said best friend's clothes. Yeah, Robin hates that guy a lot. Too bad he thinks that guy's you, because you'd get along great.

And . . . *smirks mischievously* What was your first kiss like?

[masked_merc]

Hm. More things for me to deal with when I find him or it.

Why, exactly, do you think I'd get along well with the traumatized kid you're describing? I'm worried enough about what I'm hearing about what the Kid went through...

Thoughtful look. Naive. Young. About what you'd expect from a pair of forteen year olds in the late 1940s. Why?

[rose_blade]

You two just happen to have a few things in common. You're both smart, cunning, determined, focused, and . . . you could teach him a few things about tactics and strategy, although he's already pretty good as is. Plus, I think he needs someone he can talk to about the last year and a half, yet isn't so close to him that he thinks he has to pretend to be all right in front of them.

Heh, heh. First kisses. I've been wishing lately that mine was with Bart.