Food For Thought -
STRESSED is DESSERTS spelt backwards.
(For more fun Christmas jokes and tidbits, go here)
Joke 21
Did you hear about the party with lots of
fireworks, balloons & crackers?
It went with a bang !
Joke 26 - What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither - a candle burns shorter!
In a festive mood:
What did the salt say to the pepper?
Season's Greetings.
Christmas Riddles
What do you have in December that you don't have in any
other month? The letter "D".
What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes?
A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum)
What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
Holly-wood.
Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Because snow man is an island.
(For more fun Christmas jokes and tidbits, go here)
Joke 21
Did you hear about the party with lots of
fireworks, balloons & crackers?
It went with a bang !
Joke 26 - What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither - a candle burns shorter!
In a festive mood:
What did the salt say to the pepper?
Season's Greetings.
Christmas Riddles
What do you have in December that you don't have in any
other month? The letter "D".
What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes?
A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum)
What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
Holly-wood.
Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Because snow man is an island.