Long Overdue and Such...

[rosdaddy]

It's only when a certain amigo of mine updates more often than I that I remember to do the same. So, anywho, nothing is too new and/or too exciting....much of the same, but, then again, I can't complain, as the same is a good thing

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Ben H.

[poetryanyone]

1.) Answering your back door in nothing but your boxers, to your own horror of me being accompanied by a beautiful buxom blonde, who you taught English when she was in 6th grade and was now a senior in high school.
2.) Gosh. Since 1998, me thinks. I believe we MET on Halloween night at Arcus' party at which I was the doorman, dressed as Jesus. You were, dressed in a relating costume, as well, I think.
3.) Your cynical sense of brutal honesty packaged in a fatherly (both paternal and religious sense of the word) lining.
4.) I actually have a hat filled with little pieces of paper, each with a different time that you, you guessed it, bailed me out of a tough spot. So, I pull from the hat the winning instance: When you hooked me up with the job at EvansGreen Limited (or whatever, can't remember). I needed a job and they needed a nerd, that wasn't afraid of manual labor.
5.) The first time I accidentally killed a stripper in the VIP room and you showed me the most efficient way of not only hiding the evidence, but erasing her existence so no one would ever look for her. We did so well, I can't even remember the rest of the details. But I'm sure we can now both agree that "there's no harm as long as they're warm" doesn't take into account that we can no longer be wow'd by the living, and the temptation of... nevermind, I've said too much already.
6.) Lady in the Red Dress. Not because of the title, ass, but because of the content and how it relates to your avid description of Honesdale in the snowy winter.
7.) Last night I was watching two boys (cousins: 4 & 9) as a favor to my stripper and her sister while they (the sisters) danced. The 9 year old has PSX, PS2, DC; and he THOUGHT he knew what gaming was, he THOUGHT he was good at Tekken, he THOUGHT that PSX was the first console ever. After giving him the short version of "The History of the World... of Gaming", he was BEGGING me to show him this Atari I spoke of and this Pong of which he'd never heard. Well, he got grounded later last night and she gave me his consoles so he couldn't find them. So, already you can see how it reminded me of you; but additionally, thinking how evil it would be to keep the consoles, break ties with her, and collect all the other Pokémon, er, consoles in one room... that idea made me think of you.
8.) I saw "The Girl Next Door" within the last year, and you are SO Kelly (Timothy Olyphant). The only 2006 movie I've seen was Ultraviolet, and the closest to you would be Daxus (Nick Chinlund).
9.) I don't watch TV series. I watch cartoons, anime, racing, and TV flicks. So, I guess you could be Mugen from Samurai Champloo, or Batou from The Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex.
10.) Pride. If I have to explain "why", then I'm already wrong. Come to think of it, it's not just your porminent sin, it's your only sin that I can see in you, and you make it look borderline holy.