The End of the World Script
I know I'm lame... but I mapped the script for the heck of it.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php
Very Long Load, Sorry.
STFU already!
The End of the World
Okay, so, here’s the earth. It’s chilling, dang, that is a sweet looking thing you might say.
Round, alright, ruling out the ice capes melting, meteors becoming crash into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we’re definitely going to blow ourselves up.
Okay, so basically we got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us, with nukes. We’ve got about 2600 more than anybody else, whatever.
Anyway, one day we decides those Chinese sons-of-the-bitches are going down, so we lunch a nuke at China. While it’s on its way China’s like, “Shit, shit, who the fuck is shooting us!? Oh, well, fire missiles!”
And France is like, “Shit guys, the cigarette missiles, they are coming, fire our shit!”
“but then, Les Tired.”
“Well, have a nap, THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!”
Mean while, Australia is down there like, “WTF mate?”
India, Israel, Pakistan lunch their shit. So, now we got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other.
Russia’s like, “AAH, MOTHER LAND!”
Then England’s like, “About that time eh, chaps?”
“Right up.”
Now the US is like, “Fuck, we’re dumbasses.”
Canada’s like, “What’s going on, eh?”
Australia’s still like, “WTF?”
Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor’s like, “Well, fuck that.”
So now we got nuclear winter, everyone’s dead, except Australia, but they’re still like, “WTF?”
But they’ll be dead soon, fucking kangaroos.
Assuming we don’t blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to work on California breaking off the United States, to go hang with Hawaii, Alaska can come too.
THE END!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php
Very Long Load, Sorry.
STFU already!
The End of the World
Okay, so, here’s the earth. It’s chilling, dang, that is a sweet looking thing you might say.
Round, alright, ruling out the ice capes melting, meteors becoming crash into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we’re definitely going to blow ourselves up.
Okay, so basically we got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us, with nukes. We’ve got about 2600 more than anybody else, whatever.
Anyway, one day we decides those Chinese sons-of-the-bitches are going down, so we lunch a nuke at China. While it’s on its way China’s like, “Shit, shit, who the fuck is shooting us!? Oh, well, fire missiles!”
And France is like, “Shit guys, the cigarette missiles, they are coming, fire our shit!”
“but then, Les Tired.”
“Well, have a nap, THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!”
Mean while, Australia is down there like, “WTF mate?”
India, Israel, Pakistan lunch their shit. So, now we got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other.
Russia’s like, “AAH, MOTHER LAND!”
Then England’s like, “About that time eh, chaps?”
“Right up.”
Now the US is like, “Fuck, we’re dumbasses.”
Canada’s like, “What’s going on, eh?”
Australia’s still like, “WTF?”
Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor’s like, “Well, fuck that.”
So now we got nuclear winter, everyone’s dead, except Australia, but they’re still like, “WTF?”
But they’ll be dead soon, fucking kangaroos.
Assuming we don’t blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to work on California breaking off the United States, to go hang with Hawaii, Alaska can come too.
THE END!