Of David, dogs and socks
My mom's dog likes chewing on David's socks and carrying them away, and David doesn't like leaving his socks on, which usually just means that if you want to find David's socks you have to find the dog first -- but yesterday the dog was nibbling on the socks while they were still on David's feet; he wasn't impressed, and kept saying "No bite! No bite!" in a slightly confused manner. He then informed us, "A dog! A bite! A sock!"