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[roryism]

I have a sudden overwhelming urge to dedicate the rest of my life to world domination. I'm sure there's some logical reasoning behind the ascent of this desire for Fuhrer-esque status, but I'm unsure as to what it is. Not that I have any delusions of said goal coming into fruition but the act itself would be far more engrossing than my current endeavors. Alexander and Napoleon have set the bar pretty high and although I may not compare to men like thse, I'd settle for even Genghis Khan-status.

Though I imagine global conquest is a bit more tricky these days, what with the computer chips in our asses..